How to convert to Brickisim.

How to Convert

Step 1: Visit the Brurch
Head to your local Brurch (Brick Church). It’s not fancy, it’s not spiritual—it’s just a place where like-minded people come together. No need to overthink it. Just show up.

Step 2: Get Smacked with a Brick
Once you arrive, someone hands you a brick. Don’t worry—it’s not to hurt you. It’s a symbolic smack to remind you that you’re no longer giving your energy (or money) to trash people. The smack is quick, it’s simple, and it’s enough to wake you up to the truth: Stop supporting nonsense.

Step 2.5: Talk to the Brick Walls
After the smack, you stand there and talk to the brick walls. Yeah, sounds weird, but the brick wall represents everything you’re no longer dealing with: fake people, fake energy, and anything that’s just not worth your time. You get a moment to reflect on that—no big speeches, just a real “I’m done with the trash” kind of moment.

That’s it. You’ve completed the Brickism Conversion Ceremony. You're now officially part of the movement—no more giving your money to nonsense, no more wasting energy on things that don’t matter.

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